Who wants to laugh 24 hours a day?
Well, I exaggerated, I'll let you sleep for 8 hours.
1. If you are younger than 38, even if you were the beauty queen of 2010, you will save time for both of us and even a smiley will be unnecessary.
2. If you're looking for a tough guy with broad shoulders and muscles, please call me and I'll tell you it's not me. (Sorry, you must have already started to get excited) Instead of using my muscles, I use my head and find a solution.

It's a bit hard to describe myself because it can make me look immodest and I'm usually like that (modest)
I am a person with a developed sense of humor, maybe even very developed.
I decided to remove everything related to the word sadness from my list (if I'm not in an uplifted mood I say I'm less happy).
I am very direct and usually do not get offended by anything and also know how to laugh at myself (and there is a lot to laugh at) and this is also the opportunity to tell you that you are not reading a description of the king of beauty but not of an ugly prince either.
I am very funny, yes I know I already wrote this but writing once is not enough to describe the amount of my humor.
I'm not jealous and restrictive, I'm the opposite of that.
A gentle and polite guy
I don't drink alcohol (I don't like it) sometimes half a glass of wine
I don't like coffee either (did I tell you that I'm special?)
And no smoker, no cigarettes and no sweets with smoke.
I have hands of gold, I can fix almost anything (even a broken heart).
I am a very reliable person. Not a liar and no friend says that. I say it.😁
Although I speak directly, I think about the words that come out of my mouth so as not to offend anyone.
I know how to listen (if these are things that haven't been said three times already)
I quickly perceive that I am being lied to and know how to disconnect very quickly.
I am not a businessman but I am a business owner.
Let's not be naive, I'm sure you also want not to worry later in life...so you have no room for worry.
So to summarize the whole scroll I wrote: You are a girl over 38 and I really appreciate a girl who takes the initiative and writes without considering conventions (in my opinion, this shows something good). As for me, I am not as handsome as a prince on a white horse, but I am not as ugly as the son of a cruel king. But what is certain is that I am the cutest (60+) kid, with a heart that is all good (I have an M.R.I. scan to show you). I am also the funniest you can find, I am even willing to bet on it. And if you don't have money to put in a bet, I will lend you money. (You are supposed to smile here) (even a little, for politeness).

Please only age 38 and above
Please only age 38 and above

reliable, no lies, saying everything directly.
If you are serious then please do not turn to me. But if you know how to laugh and you like to laugh then you've already made half the way to my heart.
After quite a while I'm here on the site I'm flattered by a lot of girls It's very pleasant, but unfortunately I can be their father's age and maybe even the age of their grandfather.
Dear young girls, (the reference is for all young women up to the age of 38 ) Your beauty confuses me with all the principles that I am careful or perhaps trying to be careful.
What do you think I would not want to be with a young girl?
I know all the sentences by heart, that age is only a number and love does not have age, it's all true, but what logic does a 20-year-old girl have to be my partner .